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Cools_
08-31-2006, 06:14 AM
I'm sick of everyone here, the UBI boards and ingame confusing me with CoolWaters. Honestly, it's Coolwaters reputation that's REALLY suffering :) Can one of you kumquat mods just go ahead and change my name? I'll relinquish the moniker and leave CW to his coolness outright. Please change my name to Fructose_Jim or Captain_Dingleberry or some similarly retarded ****. If you do this for me, I will give you my Windsong.



Comply.
Cools_
08-31-2006, 07:40 AM
Hahahaha sorry for making you mod that post Ramsie.
MrSilver
08-31-2006, 07:54 AM
Change it to Warlobster.
Cools_
08-31-2006, 07:56 AM
Change it to Warlobster.

If that's not trademarked, maybe I will :)
WarLobster
08-31-2006, 10:03 AM
WarLobster has arrived! I'm a lean, mean, tasty alternative to red meat- with 2 Morloch's Buttery Awesomely Delicious Market Price Claws of Dispatch rarin' to teach your *** some table manners. WHERE'S YO BIB, *****!? One pound of me is worth more than your mother's entire side of the family! MAINE IN THE HOUSE Y'ALL!
CoolWaters
08-31-2006, 10:14 AM
While I appreciate your offer, I've grown somewhat accustomed to the unwanted advances of players confusing the two of us, both in-game and on te boards.

edit: I have this inexplicable urge to change my name to CoolLobster.
WarLobster
08-31-2006, 11:24 AM
While I appreciate your offer, I've grown somewhat accustomed to the unwanted advances of players confusing the two of us, both in-game and on te boards.

edit: I have this inexplicable urge to change my name to CoolLobster.

LoL and LoL. Usually I'm runnin around SDR on TEST trying to sell stuff or just generally making fun of other people and I always get threatened with banishment. I love when that happens... I have my own town with my own tags that don't look like anyone else and I'm playing a dwarf warrior named "Coolsx" (since some dirt eater stole "Cools" on the first day of the server), yet people still think it's always you. They say "Watch your mouth Cool! I've got my hand on the banish button!" And then I say something to the effect of "F your F'n mother you F'n communist C-word. If I were your F'n father I would have punched your pregnant mother in the stomach really hard causing her to miscarry your F'n retarded ***. Stupid dingleberry." So, don't worry. People ingame will still confuse us since I'm prolly not going to reroll... well maybe I will after all :)

$5 says this post gets modded too... even though I would show it to my own (blind) grandmother.
MrSilver
08-31-2006, 12:20 PM
WarLobster is scary.
WarLobster
08-31-2006, 01:33 PM
Yeah, scary like a FOX!
takakoshimizu
09-01-2006, 09:49 AM
When I see WarLobster I'm reminded of:

http://mariodoesmassivedamage.ytmnd.com/
Vkreeth
09-01-2006, 10:03 AM
http://mariodoesmassivedamage.ytmnd.com/

Let's see... Lobster... Crab... Lobster... Crab... Both are water bugs.. both go well with butter... Ok, I can see the connection. :p
Murray
09-05-2006, 06:01 AM
PM me a realistic name with no underscores. I will see what I can do.
WarLobster
09-05-2006, 06:09 AM
PM me a realistic name with no underscores. I will see what I can do.

I just created a new acct but thx :)